Herman by Jim Unger for August 24, 2024

Sic ’em.

At a pitch only a dog can hear.

Aaaarooooooo!

“… to give thanks for the dog days of Summer … accompanied by the Electric Can Opener section.”

Are they bringing back an old song they learned from visitors or something they developed on their own?

Note: in my original comment, I placed quotations marks around the word visitors. The ‘editor’ wouldn’t accept the comment. Now why is that? Something dangerous about the marks?

using debbie boones voice

O clap your hands, all ye people; shout unto Dog with the voice of triumph.

The aliens heard that religious beings on Earth wore collars. Cats are of a different faith from them.

First, second and last verses…..

They’re dyslexic, they go to the church of dog.

The scouting for the invasion did a lousy job.

To God we sing our praise…

I’d rather hear Hymn 43.

You call that singing?

The Dachshund Worshippers.

“how much is that doggie in the window”??

?

Canine convert.

Well, god backwards is dog, so…

What a dud!

Unless, you speak dog? He can’t help you, either!

Dyslexic aliens.

In dog we trust.

Dog be praised.

Today’s litany – Owa-a-Goo-Siam

Because they’re dyslexic and believe in dog?

“When the Saints Come Martian in.”

Stupid strip