Cold-hard logic dictates that if he could only save one or the other, he should save the wife because the cat doesn’t cook, do laundry, or help out in other way around the house. Further, acquiring another cat to replace the one that died wouldn’t be as much of a challenge as finding another wife.
C 5 days ago
That third option sounds solid
sirbadger 5 days ago
I would throw the cat out the window first and then you’re next.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs 5 days ago
“We have a cat?”
jpsomebody 5 days ago
I would go outside first, so I could locate a safe location to bring y’all to.
seanfear 5 days ago
the bed
suv2000 5 days ago
The answer you always give to a question like that is one word YES
yoey1957 5 days ago
I know of numerous childless, retired empty nester couples who would both bolt for the cat/dog and make sure they got out, too!
Kaputnik 5 days ago
I’d definitely save the cat, but what do you mean “first”?
Imagine 5 days ago
I hate those kinds of questions just when I’m trying to go to sleep. There’s no correct way to answer them.
constantine48 5 days ago
The cat obviously, he can’t turn the doorknobs.
PraiseofFolly 5 days ago
That’s how Professor Schroedinger thought up his famous Paradox.
Superhawk 5 days ago
Whoa! Who are you, and what have you done with my cat??
Pluggergirl 5 days ago
I once told my bf (now deceased) to grab the cat if that happened. My cat became his cat. Sasha didn’t like anybody but she loved George from day one.
Gandalf 5 days ago
The cat… Next…
My First Premium Member 5 days ago
Don’t answer. It’s a trick question.
smoore47 5 days ago
“Don’t worry. The life insurance policy has lapsed.”
sandpiper 5 days ago
Hobson’s choice but then that’s the name of the cat.
monya_43 5 days ago
He is in trouble no matter what he says.
Captain Bars 5 days ago
Cold-hard logic dictates that if he could only save one or the other, he should save the wife because the cat doesn’t cook, do laundry, or help out in other way around the house. Further, acquiring another cat to replace the one that died wouldn’t be as much of a challenge as finding another wife.
[Unnamed Reader - 74eb69] 5 days ago
If I save the cat first I might have enough energy left to come get you but if I save you first…
walstib Premium Member 5 days ago
Cue Steve Goodman:
♪♫ "My baby came to me this morning and said I’m kinda confused
She said "If me and B.B. king was both drownin’,
Which one would you choose?"
And I said "Oh Baby, Oh Baby, Oh Baby,
I ain’t never heard you play no blues" " ♫♪
joe piglet Premium Member 5 days ago
Starting 10 minutes ago, it’s the cat, the old bag can burn.
SamT53 5 days ago
Why you, of course, dear! Now if we had a dog……..
Frank Salem Premium Member 5 days ago
I would save the cat even if I didn’t have one.
DawnQuinn1 5 days ago
With a wife like her, he’d save the cat.
gozirra2 Premium Member 5 days ago
The cat is already outside having started the fire. First thing to save is the television or contents of fridge.
Webby_dog 5 days ago
Tricky question. No matter what answer you give….your on the couch
wirepunchr 5 days ago
“Give me a few.”
rshive 5 days ago
Picky, picky, picky.
johnsonfnb Premium Member 5 days ago
tomato/ tomoto
MuddyUSA Premium Member 5 days ago
Or yourself??
raybarb44 5 days ago
If the house is on fire, every man for himself……
uncle snipe 5 days ago
That has to be a rhetorical question. If the cat doesn’t save itself first? The cat, of course.
Calvins Brother 5 days ago
My fishing equipment.
Quentin1992 5 days ago
In my house it would be his golf clubs. :-))
hooglah 5 days ago
….the TV.
harvey812abc 5 days ago
The house.
wildlandwaters 5 days ago
what makes this worse, is that its 2 AM!
mistercatworks 5 days ago
My second wife knew better than to even ask.
happyinvenice23 5 days ago
Looking at her, that’s a tough question, Ha!
happyinvenice23 5 days ago
Looking at her, I’d save the cat then use her to put out the fire!
morningglory73 Premium Member 5 days ago
The cat for sure, my roommate should be able to find the door all by himself.
Blaven 5 days ago
George Costanza would save himself.
mindjob 5 days ago
Whichever one nags him the least
Dave427 5 days ago
No brainer here…the cat, of course.
cuzinron47 5 days ago
Me, and by ‘me’ I don’t mean you.
kathleenhicks62 5 days ago
Goes without saying- -the cat. Here it’s the dog.
jpozenel 5 days ago
The answer is simple, if you want to go to sleep.
Mentor397 5 days ago
Pretend you’re asleep. Better yet, run away. There’s no way to win this argument. RUUUUNN! GET TO THE CHOPPAH!!
Ukko wilko 4 days ago
The dog.
Mediatech 4 days ago
Before or after the golf clubs?
EXCALABUR 4 days ago
Tell her to get out, then find the cat and save it.
Kirk Barnes Premium Member 3 days ago
“Me own self. Ya got yerself in, ya can get yerself out…”