Lessee, for Monday, Dez needs to show off the artifacts she collected from her travels. Tiffanie and Stefani need to go against each other. Bets needs to come up with new endeavors.
Well, this turned out to be a special day. Toni gave the go-ahead. We’ll be coming back to this story arc a lot. Meanwhile, what will the artists focus on next? I’d like to get back to the college kids. I wonder if we’ll ever see them graduate?
…and verily doth the Evans set 2025 as the Year of Toni’s Pregnancy.
I see a scientific opportunity. We can see how long Toni is pregnant in real time, and begin to formulate new theories about the passage of strip time, and whether the latter has accelerated.
As hoped since the beginning, the experience of having Shannon for a whole month has erased any doubts about having children. Now there’s just to wait for the announcement, but I think them will have a child in the next year. I can’t wait, I want to see Luann’s reaction and Shannon’s too.
I am thinking that to cut off a comic like this implies one thing but then the strip will go in another direction. I do not think Toni was going to finish with, to have a baby.
This stuff about Toni charting her “optimal” dates is really weird because that more what people do when they have fertility issues. There is no reason to assume that Brad and Toni have fertility issues. In fact at their age just not using protection should enough to get Toni pregnant in a matter of weeks. Optimal dates sort of implies that they rarely have sex and need to plan it far in advance. Maybe this is Karen’s way of showing just how committed Toni is but it just comes off weird,
lvlax 3 months ago
And in the immortal words of Rodney Dangerfield, “The best thing about kids… is making them!” ;)
There you go.. Brad is in Heaven. I wonder how long it will be until Toni becomes pregnant?
So after all these weeks… what will the NEW story arc be on Monday??
nsr60 3 months ago
There are “optimal” dates, and “optional” dates.
Mooshki Premium Member 3 months ago
Practice makes perfect!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 3 months ago
A simple smile works well on me.
beb01 3 months ago
And so the tradwife life of Toni begins.
The Duke 3 months ago
No time like the present.
Wilkins068 3 months ago
’Rmember Brad, we can only do it on optimal days.
Or instead you cn put it on a dish, slide it under th door and I’ll get to it later..’
kaylin 3 months ago
I knew it!!! You dirty ol’ man…..wink….wink!
chief tommy 3 months ago
Hubba and may I say again hubba
howtheduck 3 months ago
Unseen fourth panel.
Toni: Brad. Down boy. This is not an optimal date.
Mordock999 Premium Member 3 months ago
Okay.
So it’s now “official?”
Toni is FINALLY onboard with having a baby?
Nancy will be ESTATIC when the “Toni announces she’s pregnant,” arc drops. No doubt when ANY of Us least expect it.
Good luck to Toni during that period.
And good luck to Brad who’s going to be the SOLE breadwinner for awhile. ;-)French Persons Premium Member 3 months ago
Down boy..
R.W.Singer -SF 3 months ago
“Let’s get it on!”
Dillithamir 3 months ago
Daww…
Enter.Name.Here 3 months ago
I just heard “Bolero” start playing in my head.
Wilkins068 3 months ago
Paul Anka:
♫ Havin my baby, what a funny way of tellin me that we gotta get married.. ♪
Rhetorical_Question 3 months ago
TJ – baby sitter?
snsurone76 3 months ago
Well, it’s a pleasant ending to this arc. Starting Monday, we can start to focus on something new.
blunebottle 3 months ago
Yee-hah!
drewpamon 3 months ago
Toni, if your young and healthy, you generally won’t need a calendar.
Namrepus 3 months ago
And to think, everyone was dreading this story before it started.
OneTime59 3 months ago
Lessee, for Monday, Dez needs to show off the artifacts she collected from her travels. Tiffanie and Stefani need to go against each other. Bets needs to come up with new endeavors.
Bernedoodle 3 months ago
Cue the Barry White music.
BJDucer 3 months ago
Optimal dates? I’m thinking at their age, Brad’s performance and optimal dates really isn’t something Toni has to worry about.
[Traveler] Premium Member 3 months ago
Go for it every day, and be sure to go twice on optimal dates
imagenesis 3 months ago
My guess is that is not what she had in mind!
MS72 3 months ago
We used a special calendar, the rhythm method…
farnhazenbrep 3 months ago
Well, this turned out to be a special day. Toni gave the go-ahead. We’ll be coming back to this story arc a lot. Meanwhile, what will the artists focus on next? I’d like to get back to the college kids. I wonder if we’ll ever see them graduate?
Robert Williams @ Williams Web Solutions 3 months ago
Luck him
ctolson 3 months ago
Toni needs to remember to roll her hips back whe they’re done so everything runs down hill, so to speak.
Lord Hearteater 3 months ago
…and verily doth the Evans set 2025 as the Year of Toni’s Pregnancy.
I see a scientific opportunity. We can see how long Toni is pregnant in real time, and begin to formulate new theories about the passage of strip time, and whether the latter has accelerated.
Aladar30 Premium Member 3 months ago
As hoped since the beginning, the experience of having Shannon for a whole month has erased any doubts about having children. Now there’s just to wait for the announcement, but I think them will have a child in the next year. I can’t wait, I want to see Luann’s reaction and Shannon’s too.
Count Olaf Premium Member 3 months ago
TMI
Frank Salem Premium Member 3 months ago
Yea, Me too.
Joe1962 3 months ago
Baby time.
nightflight 3 months ago
Stop talking, and get wild.
Ellis97 3 months ago
Sounds like Brad is about to get his freak on.
Lord King Wazmo Premium Member 3 months ago
Geez, welcome to “9 Luann Lane.”
locake 3 months ago
I doubt if I’ll see Toni pregnant in my life time. I’m mid 60’s.
Govi Premium Member 3 months ago
Toni and Brad will make good parents. This makes me happy. I hope Toni has a good pregnancy.
richardzimdars 3 months ago
From a literary viewpoint, the culmination of this recent story arc has been very enlightening and inspiring.
Kenezg 3 months ago
Ok….this was a wonderful way for them to decide they were ready for a family. Lights out…(click)
rdublu 3 months ago
Noooooo! leave lights ON!
jpooch99 3 months ago
Typical millennials. Completely unable to learn from their own negative experiences. Sad!
mindjob 3 months ago
Cue the disco lights and put on Barry White!
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member 3 months ago
People who do that in the dark baffle me. Do you not want to see what you’re doing?
EMGULS79 3 months ago
Quick, Brad, strike while the iron is hard! Once she starts getting hung up on dates, the fun could turn into a chore!
Wizard of Ahz-no relation 3 months ago
called it
rob 3 months ago
I remember my wife planning those optimal dates, I had to be ready to perform(finish) at exactly 8:07 CST when the moon was blue.
bdmiles1 3 months ago
Wait till Shannon gets dumped there again when they’re busy with a newborn infant.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 3 months ago
Instead of a flippant remark on men and women and their differences, I’ll just say this was a sweet set up for what’s next.
Susan123 3 months ago
So risque
Susan123 3 months ago
I am thinking that to cut off a comic like this implies one thing but then the strip will go in another direction. I do not think Toni was going to finish with, to have a baby.
luann1212 3 months ago
Well no misdirection here, it’s obvious that pregnancy is meant to be in the picture for Bwad and Toni, YEAAA!
eced52 3 months ago
Baby making whoopie.
The Quiet One 3 months ago
I’m with Brad.
oakie817 3 months ago
told y’all when this arc started…
WilliamVollmer 3 months ago
Toni. Fertility charts might increase the chances of you becoming pregnant on a given night. But there’s nothing like spotanaity.
JPuzzleWhiz 3 months ago
Is panel 3 the Evanses way of keeping us “in the dark”? d;o)
beb01 3 months ago
This stuff about Toni charting her “optimal” dates is really weird because that more what people do when they have fertility issues. There is no reason to assume that Brad and Toni have fertility issues. In fact at their age just not using protection should enough to get Toni pregnant in a matter of weeks. Optimal dates sort of implies that they rarely have sex and need to plan it far in advance. Maybe this is Karen’s way of showing just how committed Toni is but it just comes off weird,
James -Baird 3 months ago
practice, practice, practice.
CoreyTaylor1 3 months ago
At least we know he loves her!
AndrewSihler 3 months ago
I seem to remember someone in King Lear saying to a guy, “Thy sire thought not of thee when he got thee”.
buckyteeth 3 months ago
So racy!
Marge Premium Member 3 months ago
Ohne Licht? Na so was!
lnrokr55 3 months ago
Yeah Baby! ;-)
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 3 months ago
Babies do not come with “automatic sleep buttons”