Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for May 04, 2022

They’re both young and attractive. They should get into adult film, and at least get paid for it.

So, Tiffany, what do you along with Bets and Dez plan to do about it?

I would say that keeping stats is a healthy way to help ignore the noise.

Actually, with such a distracting racket, it would be hard to not keep stats. Otherwise, no one would believe you.

Hey, one time I was in a hotel in Nashville, and yeah, I could hear the people in the room next to me loud and clear. I had my laptop with me, I should have started playing my laugh track library at full volume up against the wall.

41 minutes was the minimum? Wow, that’s some stamina right there.

All you need to do is set a time limit — say 1 hour a DAY for anyone.

Kip is UP!?!? What’s with that!

Okay.

So those two love monkeys can “go” for nearly an hour, tops.

BUT, am I correct in that they’ve “booked the hut” for an entire day??

So what do they do for the other 23 hours and some odd minutes?

Time for Tiff to put Stef and Kip on a “time limit.” (Provided she not being “entertained” by the antics in the hut)

Tiff is very good at putting people on “time limits.” (Feel free to look that one up)

One more thing.

If G and K truly want to make Luann relevant again, then have her attend Mooney U starting in the fall.

And have Luann replace Stef as Tiff’s “new roommate.”

And move Bernice back in with her parents.

Tif has enough data for a research project, and marketing data for sales of a certain product…

Why does just the female have a problem? She’s not in there all by herself.

Tiff! That makes it more than twice a day. Some body need some serious intervention!

are you sure they are not broadcasting their copulation for compensation?

Said the crazy of the likes.

Could it be that Kip uses Viagra as a dietary supplement?

Tiff is keeping god stats. Now if you want put there love making full blast go to the Student Union and post how long they been having sex.

Uh … just how much privacy does he privacy booth provide?

Perhaps all Steffi needs is a properly sized cork.

Business Major? How to incentive Stats?

Here’s an idea: Invite Bernice to come over and advise Stef and Kip on their love life. If that doesn’t make them want to leave, nothing will.

Tif is not complaining because it draws traffic to her podcasts.

They need to get THEIR OWN room.

Wow! It’s a little disturbing that Tiff is timing them. She needs to go out on a date with Ox or somebody else, soon.

I agree with Bets, keep the stats is pretty weird. But this is NOT the time to defend Stef’s privacy! Stef and Kip really have a problem. They are making the whole room nervous and slowly becoming an obsession for Tiffany. They need to talk to her and do a new time division. This would at least force the couple to find another place to use outside their room.

Definitely not a family comic anymore. we’ve crossed over with Tiff’s comments.

First panel.” What’s up?” “Kip.” Ahhhh, but how long can he Kip it up?

Steffo has a problem, but not Kip? Gimme a break.

This is getting to be like the red light district in The Twilight Zone. More likely Steff allows a quickie, then does Kip’s schoolwork for him so he can stay eligible for football. Because right now the only math he can do is: 1st down, 2nd down, 3rd down, and 4th down, and he also needs help with the penalty yardage.

When nymphomania and satyriasis collide…..

At least it’s always with the same guy. Can you imagine the chaos if the roomies never knew who they’d run into in their home next?

Don’t you dare Bets. She might be keeping stats but Steph is the one who has a privacy space booked for two months straight.

Ooh la la! Tiff’s slimming down!!

The solution is to take the “Privacy Hut” down and tell Stef no boys in the quad ever

Pretty interesting that this arc is following Bernice’s arc about trying to make out at Luann’s house.

I think the moment Kip has ot go to Stef’s or bring her to his place, the sessions are over. He already broke with her once. It’s not unsimilar to Bern and Nil.

Isn’t it high time those two were reported to school authorities??

Some time in the slammer just might cool them off!!

Again, just beat her up.

Still waiting for the reason Tiffany puts up with this when her father has a huge mansion sitting completely empty that she can use. Why don’t they all move there and pay Tiffany’s father rent and let Stef just have the dorm room?

Keeping stats or counting sheep. What else is Tiff gonna do when she can’t fall asleep?

This might be a good business school project for Tiffany…

Time to put Steph in her place by all of them sitting down with her for a chat or time to rip down the privacy hut. Booking an entire month followed by the next month is not considerate for the other roomies.

I think Stef is a little too horny.

Well these are not middle schoolers any longer.

Stand up for yourselves, ladies! Take down the calendar, put up another, and assign times equally to all four of you.

HEre is an idea. Tell These kids that they should stop having S3x outside of marriage. Kick them out of the dorm room. Naked Yoga? Give me a break. No need for that….

Privacy hut…a means of promoting your bad behavior. Stop it.

I wish I still had that problem.

Tiffany wished for her as a roommate (thinking she would always be over his place) and even got them back together after they broke up so the motto becomes clear. “Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it.”

Hope they are using protection because they soon won’t be able to get an Ab.

Oh ! Sweet, " UTE ! "

It’s hard to avoid keeping stats when it’s keeping you awake.

Solution is to assign as specific number of bookings for each person. If Stef wants more privacy…go somewhere else, and NOT another person’s dorm room.

Double zinger today, but the better punchline is in the first panel.

So, are their parents happy with their college tuition going to waste?

Tiff is looking good. This whole arc will bottom out when Kip realizes that and tries to hit on her. Boo hoo, Steff, exit Kip.

It’s their own fault. They need to make a rule, like “You can only have the Hut for 25% of any day.”

I’m not used to this subject matter from the Luann strip. I’m not sure I like it.

Bets tried to make a Bernice-class smerk remark in the 3rd panel, but she can’t keep up with the pro! 8^ )

Keeping stats must give her a thrill…of some kind?

I actually laughed at this one. "What’s up? Kip. " Funny.

I’m remembering how coy the strip was about whether or not Brad and Toni were sexually active before marriage. It’s telling to me that the most blatant (and crude) depictions of sexual activity in the strip are shown as being done by an unsympathetic, selfish character apparently worthy of condemnation.

Actually, documentation could be helpful in legal action.

I say the privacy hut should be placed against Dez and Bet’s wall.

First we have G&K tapdancing around the issue of sex, featuring Bernice, and now it’s a little sugar shack-thing in one corner of a dorm suite. Stop the dancing and let’s see the show!

Kip and Stefi don’t have time or energy to go to classes. But why is Tiffany in the dorm 24/7? Doesn’t she go to work or classes?

I hear some even pay for the service. Good thing Stef doesn’t have to.

Now – Time for a little “action” from one of our main characters. I think they must be around 20 by this time.

I used to enjoy this comic strip for many years. But now that it has gone in this crude direction, sadly it’s time for me to unsubscribe.

Well, there’s obviously nothing “wrong with” Kip. (Probably. Mayo sez that priapism is rare in males younger than 30. Anyhow, priapism has nothing to do with being oversexed.)

41 to 89 minutes? Give me a break. The average staying power of the American male is 4 to 6 minutes. About the same amount of time as a commercial break in the NFL game.

Kip will die at age 24. Nympho mania claims another victim.

I’ve been out of college for a long time. Please say that a privacy hut is unique to this strip and not common in the real world.

I agree with tearing down the hut. You can’t sit down and talk to Stef, because she’s a full blown idiot and could care less about anyone’s rights or space , which she demonstrated by hogging the calendar, using Tiffany’s towel after one of her infamous sex romps and countless other issues. The “Hut” was a clever idea for meditating or having a space to chill, however that time has passed. Tear it down, roll Stef up in it and toss them both out.

I like the idea of Luann going to University with the others… it’d be good for her I think. Wonder how that would play out? Or bring Quill back into the picture… ANYTHING except Stef! Time for her to “exit stage left”.

Say, when in the world does Kip go to football practice?

The other three should put on cheerleader outfits,standoutside the hut;and “root them on”.They’ll only have to do it once.

True……

Hey Bets. maybe Tiff is keeping track of how much SLEEP SHE’S LOSING!?

The comment by Tiff that Steff has a problem is valid because Steff appears to be making sexual activity into an obsession by scheduling it every day a month in advance? An intervention would not be out of order.

Luann, Bernice, and Dez, followed Gunther, all felt justified in trying to intervene with Tiffany when she was in the throes of her depression related eating disorder.

If Tiff wants to keep up, she’d better stock up on batteries

Says the one who isn’t sharing a room with Steph. Knock off the snark and come up with a real solution Bets, or your gonna be paying more for rent when Tiff moves at the end of year.

hm, how do you tell your room mate she needs to reduce intimacy without coming across as slut shaming? I think at the very least they can have a maximum time limit in the hut set to keep one person from monopolizing it.

An eye roll for Bets. Good for Tiffany. Her stats can prove Stef doesn’t need every entire day blocked out. I think both Kip and Stef need counseling.

Nice comeback Bets.

“What’s up?” “Kip.” Nice.

They should get their own apartment from their earnings

Steph is playing with fire. She’ll end up “knocked up” sooner than later.

If it were me, I’d let her have the hut, (complaining at intervals to make her think she’s bothering me, insuring that she stay in the hut as long and often as possible.) It would keep her out of my room!

May the fourth be with you!

I don’t see a good outcome here. Either Stefani Bird will turn up with a Blue pregnancy test in her hand OR Kip will make a play for Tiffany and we’ll devolve into a two-timer arc. The way it is right now I don’t see where Kip has the time or energy to pursue another female. But that may be Stef’s strategy on her was to getting her MRS. degree. 8^ )

In the real world, they’d divide the month by 4..each roomie getting max number of days they can sign up for…or half days, or whatever. One nympho roommate couldn’t just take all the days and the others left SOL.

Minumum: 41 minutes. Maximum: 89. Tomorrow will Tiff tell us their standard deviation?

Someone needs to have words with Stef and Kip!!!!

Notice the subtle dirty joke there? “What’s up” answer “Kip”, get it?

I sure am getting bored with all the sex stories. It seems like Greg and Karen have gotten obsessed with the subject, and they are just moving from one character to another – displaying their sexual habits and hang-ups. Is it to make their comic strip more popular? It was popular before, without the constant sleeze. Is this really an accurate portrayal of today’s teens?

Clearly, the “Privacy Hut” is intended to work for visuals only, not audibles. Tiff hears, and being unable to sleep, keeps statistics. It’s not all that strange. While Dez embraces the complaining (surprisingly for the New Age Wayist), Bets wisecracks in panels 1 and 3.

All three roomies are frustrated by the air-headed, over-sexed perpetual cheerleader. Kip has been demoted from football hero to sex-toy….

Whole “privacy hut” thing disgusts me. How much privacy us actually provided? As Tiffany demonstrates, very little. Seems a very guy concept like " you go bro", where as women, speaking for myself, would prefer actual privacy like empty dorm suite-schedule time for that-then be loud and it’s harder to make others uncomfortable or get mocked later by roomies.

Bets is being a tad snide in the last panel, but Tiff was keeping the stats because Steff & KIip were keeping her awake, and she had nothing else to occupy her.

Tiffany hears them through the walls. She has no choice but to keep stats just to keep from going nuts.

“Hear ’em through the wall?” It’s a GD blanket, and they’re standing right outside it now!

Tear down the calendar and assign everyone equal time.

17 Times in a Week? According to one girlfriend, I did That in just one Night, once.

I wouldn’t know. She was the one keeping score.

Where’s the downvote button?