Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for May 30, 2023

Tell Daddy 3 homes on your block were burglarized, and you think it’d be smart to upgrade the security.

Get cameras everywhere and maybe even an trained pretection dog. Tiff should feel safe then. The broken window and busted door are no big deal. She needs to come clean to her father.

Tiff has already talked through the Waremanse episode with her dad, so she has nothing to fear. She didn’t do anything wrong.. just overreacted when she saw a busted window.

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Bets needs to calm down.. unless she wants to talk to Al and Irma, she can’t really say a word.

you’re sure something, Tiffany

This would mean a whole lot more coming from someone who practices what she preaches when it comes to wasting time and energy avoiding taking the reasonable approach, not Bets who is equally as bad as Tiffany in that regard.

About Tiff’s issue, given Tiff would bring up the concussion after months of hiding something without any reason to hide something she had no fault in I think “ditz” wouldn’t be his conclusion, but “suffering from brain damage” would be a strong possibility.

Also I’d really like if we could get a clear answer on if it was a break in or not.

Talk about flexible, In the third panel Bets is looking at Tiffany over her shoulder making a 90 degree turn without any of her neck tendons showing! With that kind of flexibility there is no wonder Gunther is in love with her.

And I Bets she can see the sarcasm in my comments, too.

This looks to be another run-up to Bets staying with her in the Manse. Will Gunther be included?

But seriously can’t G&K make up their minds, was it a crank breaking windows or actual intruders who seem to have never stolen anything.

The whole house has likely been trashed by squatters by now since neither Tiffany nor her father have been near it for a long time.

maybe just get an alarm?

I don’t know why her dad should be upset with her. She didn’t do anything wrong. He’s the one who left her there alone.

Tiff’s has serious issues in relating with her father. She is almost the female version of Gunther and his issues with Irma. Now it seems that Bets is caught in the middle of this mess. I wonder if Karen will let Bets clear up some of both their parental relationships?

I hate siding with Bets, but you need to tell your Dad what happened so he can get a better security system for the house.

why doesnt bets mind her own business. better yet why doesnt she buzz off and go deal with her own life.

No, she certainly did not.

I was college best friends with a girl in Tiff’s social class and her parents would have reacted by paying someone to stay with her.

“Busted door” …?

That reminds me, have we seen Ox since the broken window story arc?

Well she is the archetype of the Dumb Blonde!

Paid Oxford to be a house sitter? He was strong enough to break down a front door?

Hiding the truth from her father makes Tiffany a ditz?

Ah, Tiffany. The poor little rich girl.

I’m with Tiff. Window has been fixed. Door straightened out. Concussion is gone now – though I am wondering how her dad missed the hospital bill for her stay there unless he is the type who lets staff handle mail. I’d just summer on an island. What’s the point of rehashing on the summer before. Let’s just enjoy this summer. UNLESS dad DID get the hospital bill and is waiting for Tiff to say something??

Does Tiff want to get fat again??

Mansions typically have staffs to maintain the property. Security guard(s) at night is a no-brainer.

After allthe nasty stupid stuff she did to Gunther’s family! She has no room for sarcasm. Someone let me know when arc with Bets in it is done? I can’t stand her and she is only a cartoon character.

Hmmmm.

Neighborhood thefts.

Didn’t Walt or Tara say that their thieving relative Stella was out of the joint? AGAIN??

ENOUGH.

Tiffany? Let Bets stay at the manse again this Summer. Chances are Gunny will be there with her most of the time. It’ll give you two 24/7 “watchmen.” Much cheaper than up-grading security, and give YOU peace of mind during your _VaCa, plus solve the “Bets hiding out at the Gulag” problem.At least Temporarily. ;-)

All ways better to escape reality. Some one else’ll always take care of it

Tiffany hear what she wants to hear. In this case, approval for her expensive idea. Interesting to know that other mansions around the Farrell’s have suffered the same damage. Who will be the culprit? At first I thought it was Ann Eiffel, perhaps with accomplices, to take “revenge” on Tom. Now I don’t think so anymore, home burglary seems too risky to involve Ann. Maybe they are relatives of Tara and Piro? Bets continues to be the voice of reason with Tiffany. I hope Tom already knows and is waiting for Tiffany to speak with him about it.

This is a how many year old plotline? And dad haven’t been home in the meantime? Doubt he cares or even remember who you are anymore.

Given the size of the mansion I’m surprised three other homes would fit on the block.

Tiff doesn’t get it, Bets. There’s a huge gap in her understanding. This is called a sar-chasm.

You have to tell him or else history might repeat itself.

myob bets. until your first million, not your issue.

This is why she needs some big dogs, Named faceoff and neuter

It sux that crime is so bad that it spills over to the comics pages.

tell dad there are break in’s in the area and you’re worried about being alone in the house.

Bets really likes to tell other people what to do.

WHA?! And here I thought Tiff’s house was targeted because she posted her address online as part of a storage business promo last summer!

3 homes burglarized and the police have no leads? Welcome to 2023 America. Crime and inflation will only get worse. Well, you can wash that bad news down with a refreshing Bud Light .

Three more “houses” were broken into in on Tiffany’s “block”? That’s a new wrinkle. The alarm system at the manse is passive. But after three break in in the same neighborhood, wouldn’t the cops at least increase patrols, and, wouldn’t the HOA step up security as well, sending Tom a notice through his email?

Not sure how she could think her dad will blame her for a rash of burglaries in the neighborhood. And the free breakfast is never really free.

The rich are different from you and me

How can anyone think that Tiffany is a ditz?

Same old entitled Tiffany. Hasn’t changed a bit!

Spoiled kids rarely hear any but their own twisted logic?

Get a guard Chihuahua.

I’ve often noticed that sarcasm goes unnoticed

I thought that people who live in mansions have high tech security with security personnel onsite.

You could always have some friends live there with you.

If it really was a break in, why was nothing taken? Were things taken from the other 3 homes? Odd.

While Tiff did tell the police nothing was missing, we still don’t know if anything of Tom’s is missing or compromised. Tiff may not be aware of every single thing her Dad has in his huge home … another reason Tiff needs to tell her Dad, so he can check his things for tampering. His home … another reason she needs to tell him what happened.

OK, how did she pay for the window to be repaired without using their home insurance? I’m guessing Tom has to be the one to deal with the insurance company since the policy would be in his name.

Wouldn’t the police have notified him as the homeowner when it happened? How could it be possible that Tom still doesn’t know about this?

But houses get broken into because people aren’t there… so Tiffany’s solution is to be gone even more?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s.

No Bets, Tiff just chose to ignore it. PTSD

The manse wasn’t burglarized though, a broken window, a door busted down by Ox and nothing missing as far as I can remember.

FREE ANN❤️EIFFEL!

Tiff it’s time to put your big girl panties on and tell your dad.

Denial is a river in Egypt

I’m wondering if she’s more afraid of her father thinking she’s a ditz, or if she just doesn’t feel safe in her home anymore and she’s using the ditz thing as an excuse. It seems that all the money in the world really CAN’T buy you piece of mind.

She needs to tell him because it was not her fault the house was invaded as 3 other houses were also invaded. He needs to know so he can improve the security.

Hey Tiffany – your dad could get rid of that house. He obviously doesn’t need it, so tell him to sell it if it makes you nervous. Even if there was a new security system installed, I think I would always be walking on eggshells in that mausoleum. This would be a great conversation to have on your Fiji vacation.

Moony Uni looks like a prison compound in this strip….

No, she didn’t.

Why should Tiff’s Dad be the only one out of the loop on the “ditz” thing?

Actually,we’re making progress here—-now we know the busted window wasn’t some fluke;actual people are being very naughty. But are they a cast member, or shadowy outsiders not worthy of a name?

I think I read in RIPLEY BELIEVE IT OR NOT years ago that Fiji Island natives invented “the cannibal fork”.

I mean,eating people with your bare hands is so non-Emily POst…..

Tiff, don’t you think your father already knows you’re a ditz?

Sarcasm goes over Tiffany’s head.

They are never gonna pass that Turing test!

daddy gets off the plane with girlfriend

Tiffany heard it and ignoring it. Get through to her Bets! She’ll feel better telling her dad.

just curious Ivlax, how much do you get paid to promote the strip and your opinion?

It sounded like total agreement to her limited range of socialization.

I’m confused. Why is she scared to tell her Father that the house got broken into? Did she forget to set the alarm? Did they steal his favorite watch or something?

That’s exactly what you should do, Tiff. You’ve got the bread. Grab your passport, call your dad, and get out of DeGrootville—maybe for good, if you’re smart, and you seem to be getting that way. Maybe Pops would come join you, and wouldn’t that be nice?

Tiffany has not yet confronted the break in and it’s aftermath. This isn’t a good thing.

Apparently not.

Latest edict from the woke brigade ……don’t use words that are gender specific, such as mailMAN, or fireMAN. or MANdate. Now, when it comes to the “trans” society, does a MAN want to become a TRANSwoman? Or, does human person just “trans” to a human person who has prettier clothes? Just don’t forget that in a hockey arena the lines for the mens’ room go much quicker than the lines for the womans’ room.

For all that we love Tiffany for striving and growing as a person, you, Bets, have observed what we all must admit: the Tiffster can be slow on the uptake much of the time (and yet she does glom onto certain things pretty quickly, notably where romance might be involved)….

Bets need to butt out

Bets need to butt out

Bets needs to butt out