This reminds me of when I was in the 7th grade, at Dunbar Junior High School in Little Rock, Arkansas, back in the early ‘70s. I had just got inducted into the Junior Beta Club. A few months later, I was being chased by a 9th grade girl. I would run when I see her and one day hid behind my science teacher. Finally, one day I told my father. He was a Missionary Baptist Pastor, and I had this conversation with him:ME: Dad, this 9th grade girl is chasing me!!DAD: What does she want?ME: I don’t know Dad.DAD: Let her catch you.ME: OK Dad!! (I thought to myself though, “Gee, Thanks Dad!!”)So, the next time she saw me, I let her “catch me”. She told me her name and what she wanted. She asked me had I done the ‘Nasty Nasty’ (for those of you who have an idea of what she meant, I didn’t!!) I told Dad of what she wanted. That’s when we had “The Talk.” What I didn’t know was I had “The Smith Charm”. Dad knew it, but I didn’t.Poor Hammie!!
I just wonder what her big plan is? Dates in the park? Bragging rights to “have” a boyfriend? Will some advantage show up so that he likes the relationship? (Like, majorly pick on his big sister?)
I thought Hammie was about 5 or 6 years old. Wanda would be keeping a closer eye on him and his playmates. No matter what the age, there would be no dressing or undressing. And where’s his nosy sister?
She might be just the ticket for Hammie…at least for now. And remember, she said “Summer boyfriend”. Dude, that’s a lot shorter than “school year boyfriend”.
Crow Eatery 9 days ago
A girl dressing him sounds a bit racy.
Yakety Sax 9 days ago
Howling won’t help now.
rekam Premium Member 9 days ago
She’s a bit on the pushy side.
ꜝ 9 days ago
sigh⠄⠄⠄ being a toy boy ain’t easy
j_m_kuehl 9 days ago
Hammie, give her the test of true love, “please, Pull my finger” the answer will be if she stays or goes
californiamonty 8 days ago
I really can’t wrap my mind around the concept of Hamish, er, Hammie being a “stud muffin”.
9thCapricorn 8 days ago
It seems Jenny thinks having a boyfriend is like playing with a real live Ken doll.
iggyman 8 days ago
The rugged lone wolf is about to be tamed! (If Jenny has her way!
DEACON FRED 8 days ago
This reminds me of when I was in the 7th grade, at Dunbar Junior High School in Little Rock, Arkansas, back in the early ‘70s. I had just got inducted into the Junior Beta Club. A few months later, I was being chased by a 9th grade girl. I would run when I see her and one day hid behind my science teacher. Finally, one day I told my father. He was a Missionary Baptist Pastor, and I had this conversation with him:ME: Dad, this 9th grade girl is chasing me!!DAD: What does she want?ME: I don’t know Dad.DAD: Let her catch you.ME: OK Dad!! (I thought to myself though, “Gee, Thanks Dad!!”)So, the next time she saw me, I let her “catch me”. She told me her name and what she wanted. She asked me had I done the ‘Nasty Nasty’ (for those of you who have an idea of what she meant, I didn’t!!) I told Dad of what she wanted. That’s when we had “The Talk.” What I didn’t know was I had “The Smith Charm”. Dad knew it, but I didn’t.Poor Hammie!!
cdward 8 days ago
I think Jenny’s going to find her rude behavior will be paid back in spades. But that’s next week.
Botulism Bob 8 days ago
Oh well, 90 days left of summer. We’ll see how long this plot lasts.
kaycstamper 8 days ago
She doesn’t sound like a GF, she sounds like a mother. Ditch her, Hammie!
SquidGamerGal 8 days ago
Um, Hammie… I don’t think she’s listening at all.
jedicharlie57 8 days ago
razzledazzle295 8 days ago
“Arooooooooo werewolves of London”
Just-me 8 days ago
It’s too late Hammie.
ChessPirate 8 days ago
♪♫ “’Cause every girl crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man…” ♪♫
Chris 8 days ago
sounds like she’s not giving him a choice…
KageKat 8 days ago
This is kidnapping or something!
ctolson 8 days ago
I think Jenny just gave Hammie a ‘wedgie’ from the top. Fourth panel would have teh Arooo cut-off and choking sounds being emitted.
ceckenrod1 8 days ago
finally a funny thread, good one
tremaine53 8 days ago
It doesn’t matter what you want Hammie. That’s a crucial data point you’d be remiss in overlooking.
philwinn 8 days ago
Funny
Daltongang Premium Member 8 days ago
Let one rip Hammie, that should do the trick.
bergerronald Premium Member 8 days ago
So this is how it started?
wildlandwaters 8 days ago
looks like it’s gonna be a loooong summer, Hamish!…(methinks he’s gonna be happy when school starts!)
johnny_yuma1965 8 days ago
Zoe is going to enjoy this if she didn’t set this up
EMGULS79 8 days ago
Hammy, Hammy, I expected better of you. You’ve become a WIMP. Never let your MOTHER treat you that way – let alone a female peer.
Robert Nowall Premium Member 8 days ago
With a howl like that, maybe his underwear is riding up.
kappy.mrnustik Premium Member 8 days ago
I thought Hammie was about 5 or 6 years old. Wanda would be keeping a closer eye on him and his playmates. No matter what the age, there would be no dressing or undressing. And where’s his nosy sister?
kathleenhicks62 8 days ago
LOL!
pripley 8 days ago
She might be just the ticket for Hammie…at least for now. And remember, she said “Summer boyfriend”. Dude, that’s a lot shorter than “school year boyfriend”.
StoicLion1973 8 days ago
I don’t like this girl. Hammie should be free!
Mr. Impatient 8 days ago
I hope she likes boogers.
Jerry in Chelsea 8 days ago
Maybe next, she’ll take him home, and ask him to dress HER. Then both sets of parents will start worrying.
Silence Dogood Premium Member 8 days ago
Precocious and predatory prepubescent behavior should be cooties suspected!
GiGiinMS 8 days ago
run Hammie run!
The Quiet One 8 days ago
Don’t cave Hammie, stay true to yourself.
Sherlock5 8 days ago
As much as I dislike the frequency in this comic strip and as crude as it may seem, now is the time to toot, Hammie.
barrettcc 8 days ago
Racy? Have you seen some of the pop up ads on these pages?
InquireWithin 8 days ago
Pushy, inconsiderate, self-absorbed, and vain. Not exactly what I would consider ideal gf material.
eced52 8 days ago
Hw’s doomed.
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction 8 days ago
An unnatural match.
pamela welch Premium Member 8 days ago
I would say ‘Poor Hammie’ … Nah, this is too good an arc ♥
John Jorgensen 8 days ago
Stick to your guns, Hammie.
Cathy P. 8 days ago
Seems to me that this could be this generations’ idea of bullying.