Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 09, 2024

No chocolate frosting?

At least it wasn’t bacon, that would be awkward.

In Spain in the 80s doctors would still prescribe time in the countryside or at the beach.

Medical donuts. I hope it comes with a refill.

Same doctor of Ralph Drabble?

Pig, could you share his contact information?

Sounds good to me.

Dr’s. Winchell, Dunkin, Krispy and Kreme

I assume taken orally. It would be…problematic as a suppository.

My sweet tooth says apple fritters, maple bars, and butter horns.

I donut think that is good advice.

Eat more Greek food especially dolmades, it’ll make you creative.

The guy’s a genius!

Eats more Pig. The plumpier you be the yummier you be.

Now Garfield is wishing if only this doc be his veterinarian.

The doctor’s brother is a heart surgeon, and can use the business!

Please write my prescription for Fried Chicken ;-)

His diploma is from The RFK Jr School of Medicine.

Next year is the end of the Medicare Part D donut hole. Does that also mean there will no longer be a donut hole for whole donuts?

works for me!!!

I get mine over the counter

Homer Simpson’s doctor, no doubt.

I still miss DD scones. They did away with them years ago. They weren’t sugary like all the crap they have now.

Best of all, there’s a dispensary on almost every corner!

Yeah pig that’s great but when you come down off that high you will realize how addicted you are. So what’s the solution? More donuts!!! Yay!!!

I’m more of a chocolate chip muffin fan. I think they are a viable substitute.

Covered under your insurance!

Prescribing donuts? Sounds delicious.

He’ll be fine as long as they’re TimBits.

I think that prescription has a hole in it.

For me it would have to be Good Humor drumsticks. :-q

This isn’t the worst medical advice I’ve heard.

I went to a depression specialist. He started out with the Reader’s Digest “Is your teenager depressed?” questionnaire. I didn’t go back.

Worth it. Totally worth it. Especially if they’re chocolate donuts.

He’s Garfield’s doctor, too. And The Count’s depression has eased up tenfold since early Wednesday morning. God Bless America and pass the white frosted with shredded coconut .

“My depression stems from the fact that I eat too many donuts and they make me fat as a result”“I’m sorry…there’s no hope for you”

That sounds about right.

WHAT IS THAT DOCTORS’ NUMBER?

If the doctor had checked pigs chart he would have prescribed cheese.

I want a second opinion from a doctor whose office is over the pub

Job security!

Side effects may include a lot of weight gain

a script for donuts, and a referral for the cardiologist

The donuts of champions!

www.youtube.Com/watch?v=CxCUHjx7U7Y

I want his name! I need to find out if he’s in my HMO’s directory.

The jelly filled are healthy.

And thus, Pig was fat, dumb, and happy.

I need to switch my doctor TODAY!

Boston Cream…?! (The only thing from Boston worth anything…Go Yanks!!)

Cheese donuts?

Take one Glazed in the morning and two Boston Creams in the evening before bed.

OINK.

I’m sorry, but although I understand his argument, it is full of holes!

Sweet rolls too!

most doctors in America couldn’t diagnose a hangnail without $1137 of “lab work”

My grandmother said ice cream is good for you, because it has calcium. And who was I to argue?

That, or mint chocolate chip ice cream!

i need that doc’s name, stat!

Perhaps the Doc was a Cop earlier in his career?